roadmap: a series of probable disappointments
because realistic expectations are better than broken promises
phase 1: the initial doubt
- • launch token (probably won't rug, but no guarantees)
- • get listed on a dex (if we can figure out how)
- • create a community of fellow worriers and overthinkers
- • survive the first week without major drama
- • dev questions every decision made so far
phase 2: the collective anxiety
- • reach 100 holders (who are all probably nervous)
- • create telegram group for sharing market fears
- • someone makes fud-themed memes (they'll be depressingly accurate)
- • contemplate whether this was a good idea (spoiler: probably not)
- • dev considers abandoning crypto entirely
phase 3: the uncomfortable growth
- • apply to tracking sites (they'll probably reject us)
- • launch educational content about market psychology
- • create tools for managing crypto anxiety
- • get mentioned by someone who actually understands markets
- • host therapy sessions disguised as ama's
- • dev learns to embrace the constant stress
phase 4: the acceptance
- • become the go-to token for realistic crypto expectations
- • replace toxic positivity with healthy skepticism
- • build a community that admits when they're wrong
- • discover that honesty is actually refreshing in crypto
- • dev finally sleeps well knowing they didn't overpromise